taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
*swirls $6.99 wine*
im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it
Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.
Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Ms. Lastname if ya nasty.
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am