taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

18 minutes ago with 39049 notes — via yourcanadianoverlord, org youareinloves
#i love taylor swift #all y'all negative nancies can go hate everything somewhere else



26 minutes ago with 38389 notes — via yourcanadianoverlord, org nerdiegirlie
#me listening to stories about murphy's town #klairphy



kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

1 day ago with 3746 notes — via averypotterurl, org kurtbort



bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

1 day ago with 61506 notes — via joshwatchintv, org shebegb




Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

1 day ago with 7634 notes — via buttfrump, org flowerishboomshaka
#always



dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

2 days ago with 71573 notes — via pachekov, org dalyproof
#OLD!!! DOGS!!!



shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

2 days ago with 76915 notes — via maewhitwoman, org shouldnt



kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

2 days ago with 255388 notes — via buttfrump, org oreooficial



firstname.
Ms. Lastname if ya nasty.

firstname.

Ms. Lastname if ya nasty.

2 days ago with 12 notes



godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

2 days ago with 62823 notes — via buttfrump, org godmuva