i’ve noticed that some dudes are still upset that the new thor is called thor and not something that isn’t thor because “thor is a name i don’t care that she’s a girl i think anyone with the power of lightning is awesome no matter what gender they just shouldn’t be called thor”, so i’ve gathered some tips for them to help them cope with the changes they’re obviously terrified of:
- think of thor as a title for whoever is the god of thunder. the new thor is the goddess of thunder, and therefore she is thor.
- take your fist and slowly jam it into your mouth until it’s lodged firmly in your maw, disallowing further shitbaby whining.
- take solace in the fact that if i were to go into a comic shop, close my eyes, spin around, and hurl an orange in any direction, it and any citrus splatter would inevitably land on a comic book starring a white dude.
- accept the fact that most of the problem is that there’s a woman who is now more worthy than a man in a position of both power and popularity, and that makes you uncomfortable.
I’m pro carbs and anti pants
If you say “pumpkin spice” 3 times in a mirror a white boy will appear and start mocking white girls who have the audacity to enjoy something.
me with every dog ever
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
I’m meeting Shibs’ mom today. I am. Terrified.
peaceful times before the skeleton war
Isn’t this the cover to Goosebumps classic “Say Cheese and Die”?
this made my day.