2.) KING BLAINE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND GREETS THE DAWN WITH A SOLO FROM THE DISCOGRAPHY OF THE LADY P!NK, THE LADY PERRY, OR SCANS THE TOP SINGLES ON ITUNES FOR AN APPROPRIATE PERFORMANCE.
AFTER LUNCH, KING BLAINE WORKS ON HIS PLANS TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO GIVE BRYAN FERRY A HIGH FIVE.
6.) KING BLAINE EATS AN ENTIRE COW EVERY MORNING AND SIX CHICKENS EVERY NIGHT
JUST KIDDING
KING BLAINE LIKES PANCAKES
42.) KING BLAINE ENJOYS IMPROMPTU PERFORMANCES IN THE ROYAL DANCE HALL. THE ROYAL FURNITURE BUFFER, HOWEVER, DOES NOT ENJOY BUFFING OUT THE TEENY FOOTPRINTS