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28.) KING BLAINE IS VERY FOND OF THE LADY RACHEL, AND FINDS HER TO BE A DELIGHTFUL FRIEND. KING BLAINE LIKES HER BECAUSE SHE CAN SPEAK TO KING BLAINE ON EYE LEVEL.

KING BLAINE’S WORST ENEMY WAS THE DUKE KAROFSKY, BUT KING BLAINE’S EMNITY TOWARDS HIM HAS LESSENED. KING BLAINE IS MUCH MORE CONCERNED AT PRESENT WITH THE NEW PRINCE OF THE WARBLER KINGDOM, BUT KING BLAINE IS WORRIED OF SEVERING TIES WITH HIS FORMER PLACE OF RULE.

KING BLAINE, HOWEVER, FINDS HE AGREES WITH KING KURT THAT PRINCE SEBASTIAN SMELLS OF DISTASTEFUL WEB SERVICES.

31.) KING BLAINE IS VERY PROTECTIVE OF HIS CANARY SCEPTRE. KING BLAINE DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU CALLING IT A DUCKY. IT IS NOT A DUCKY.

45.) KING BLAINE CARRIES NONE OF THESE SUPERSTITIONS, HOWEVER KING BLAINE SUSPECTS THAT PERHAPS PRINCE SEBASTIAN COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF SMELLY SUCCUBI

2.) KING BLAINE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND GREETS THE DAWN WITH A SOLO FROM THE DISCOGRAPHY OF THE LADY P!NK, THE LADY PERRY, OR SCANS THE TOP SINGLES ON ITUNES FOR AN APPROPRIATE PERFORMANCE.

AFTER LUNCH, KING BLAINE WORKS ON HIS PLANS TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO GIVE BRYAN FERRY A HIGH FIVE.

6.) KING BLAINE EATS AN ENTIRE COW EVERY MORNING AND SIX CHICKENS EVERY NIGHT

JUST KIDDING

KING BLAINE LIKES PANCAKES

42.) KING BLAINE ENJOYS IMPROMPTU PERFORMANCES IN THE ROYAL DANCE HALL. THE ROYAL FURNITURE BUFFER, HOWEVER, DOES NOT ENJOY BUFFING OUT THE TEENY FOOTPRINTS